Well I've Never

(Idea stolen from Nanny Goats in Panties)

I love making lists, and this one seemed to have some potential comedy to it...so here you go - a list of things I've never done:

*I've never eaten my own boogers...or anyone else's for that matter. No, not even when I was six :)

*I've never gotten a massage...or a pedicure. Bummer, right??

*I've never had the desire to go to Asia. Or Mexico.

*I've never eaten caviar, but I've tried goat (from Africa), bush rat (also from Africa), and calamari.

*I've never been able to watch the movie 'Fired Up' without laughing so hard, I cry.

*I've never been skydiving, but went bungee jumping over the Nile in Africa. I hope I get to do it sometime!

*I've never read a whole book in one day...Twilight took me two :)

*I've never written an "I've never list"

*I've never wanted to write an "I've never list"

*I've never been jealous of PC people.

*I've never seen Titanic.

*I've never gotten my hair professionally colored, but I've had pretty much every haircolor imaginable...red, brown, blond, black...actually I got a little smidgen of pink put in professionally, but that doesn't count.

*I've never wanted to go to Washington DC or the grand canyon...yawn.

*I've never been technically asked out on a date.

*I've never had white zinfandel...and don't plan to :)

*I've never been on a diet of any kind.

*I've never felt like I wasn't good enough...thanks mom and dad. Yeah, that one's a tear jerker :)

*I've never met a celebrity, or just randomly seen one on the streets.

*I've never finished a knitting project.

*I've never successfully built a fire.

*I've never run away from home, even though I contemplated it once. I was young...lol.

*I've never been to middle school.

*I've never broken a bone, but I haven't had milk since I was about six or seven. Milk makes me gag!

*I've never had the chickenpox.

*I've never not had fun at a rodeo.

*I've never had red bull.

*I've never owned an instrument, but I play a lot.

*I've never owned a yearbook.

*I've never smoked.

*I've never stapled my finger, but I did staple my brother's.

*I've never seen Star Trek.

*I've never celebrated St.Patrick's Day.

*I've never written a check in my checkbook. Ever.

*I've never watched Dane Cook without being completely entertained.

*I've never taken Transformers seriously. Don't think I ever will. Sorry, Shia Labeouf.

*I've never understood why men thought Shania Twain was hot.

*I've never cheated.

*I've never stalked anyone. Except for that one time in 1st grade.

*I've never finished a whole piece of corn on the cob.

*I've never owned a pair of espadrilles.

*I've never had a Wendy's Frosty. I think I've had a chocolate chip cookie dough milkshake from there, but never a frosty.

*I've never done anything I didn't want to do, unless it was forced upon me :)


Ta-daaaa! There you go. Like a billion things I've never done. Now you know me a little better...or, I guess, the opposite of me!

Have a wonderful day!

XOXO
Jourdan